a hick-township in northern new jersey (the farmy part) with no zip code, 2 police, 28 units of livestock, 3 traffic lights, 8,000 people, 22 square miles of land, and 30 lakes. the town center includes a shop rite and some bank that never made it to the regional level. oh well, at least the dutch tried.
by coryk2 July 31, 2006
Basically Mayberry, USA. Hick-township in Northern New Jersey. Has an annual Corn Fest, no post office, and 85% Scout membership. 9,000 people, 30+ lakes, and everyone knows everyone else. Actually, they're most likely related.
Parades every year, picturesque views, lots of forest. A town civic center, movies in the parks in the summer.
The cultural center is the Byram Shoprite, where most of the town's youth are employed. 6% divorce rate. Very little crime. They say bad things happen everywhere, but the people who say that have never been to Byram.
The biggest event of the year is Byram Day every September, featuring fire works, crafts, food, games, rides, and good ol' family fun.
Parades every year, picturesque views, lots of forest. A town civic center, movies in the parks in the summer.
The cultural center is the Byram Shoprite, where most of the town's youth are employed. 6% divorce rate. Very little crime. They say bad things happen everywhere, but the people who say that have never been to Byram.
The biggest event of the year is Byram Day every September, featuring fire works, crafts, food, games, rides, and good ol' family fun.
by byramaniac August 6, 2009
by rz8005 March 25, 2014
The slums of Greenwich, CT the people who live there don't like to be associated with Greenwich Proper, as they don't like to be associated with Byram
by Holko January 13, 2005
A high school in the rich, preppy Jewish town of armonk with selfish students who expect their parent to buy the kids everything including their high school diploma. Friday and Saturday nights are spent partying. The parties pretty much consist of alcohol and weed and a whole of of spontaneous blowjobs. After that's over everyone crams for the 50 tests that they the next week. And that is pretty much Byram hills for you. It's academically tough and really excellent but the environment is bat shit crazy.
by Chillinglg October 13, 2013
A school district in Armonk. Not all the kids are rich and preppy. Services Bedford and Pleasantville. Not all the kids care a lot about fashion. Adults pretend thats there is cyberbullying when there really isn't. Not that great a district has everyone says.
Byram Hills School District is in Armonk
by couldn't think of a name 7 November 28, 2010
by dancemonkey December 13, 2019