Belorussian Kiss – A playful kissing game similar to the "Pocky Kiss," but instead of a Pocky stick, partners use a rectangular Mega Chips (a type of Belarusian potato chip). Each person bites from opposite ends, getting closer until they either break the chip or end up kissing.
— She challenged me to a Belorussian Kiss, but the chip broke before we got close… next time, I’m picking a sturdier one!
Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.