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The Classic Belorussian Bender 

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow
TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender

Belorussian Kiss 

Belorussian Kiss – A playful kissing game similar to the "Pocky Kiss," but instead of a Pocky stick, partners use a rectangular Mega Chips (a type of Belarusian potato chip). Each person bites from opposite ends, getting closer until they either break the chip or end up kissing.
— She challenged me to a Belorussian Kiss, but the chip broke before we got close… next time, I’m picking a sturdier one!
Belorussian Kiss by chips_guy February 1, 2025

Belorussian cannon

Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.
Boris let’s play Belorussian cannon! I can’t Ivan, my ass still hurts from yesterday
Belorussian cannon by Natasha6383 February 11, 2025

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.
Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock
Beef Belarussian by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Making Belarussian cumpot 

When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.

Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."