Buzzond 

n.
To be drunk.
Comes from the phrase "to have a buzz on"

I can't remember last night, I was buzzond

Buzzond by C.Art January 20, 2004

buzzonym

Overused acronyms used as buzzwords, typically by salesmen, to make them sound intelligent and computer savvy.

Salesman on the phone, "We can increase your ROI by implementing a B2B DBS via a VM, thereby reducing your LUI."
Me, "Huh? Couldn't you just say what you're selling without using a buzzonym?"

buzzonym by Sardan the sardonic March 6, 2008