At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.
You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.
You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.
"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."
I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah
I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah
by dialkenken220 November 12, 2008
by Your mom eating waffles October 29, 2019
by Ticketmasterdiceman May 14, 2009
Woody: Buzz Lightyear, I found something purple. Andy's mom is coming!
Andy's Mom: Okay Buzz Lightyear, bring it on!
Buzz Lightyear: That thing has the same name as I do!
Andy's Mom: Okay Buzz Lightyear, bring it on!
Buzz Lightyear: That thing has the same name as I do!
by sagenius June 21, 2020
The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy!
Buzz Lightyear is only the best toy a little boy could ever have. I mean who wouldn't like that pulsating laser light? And what about those high-pressure space wings. Man, you aren't cool unless you have a Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear is only the best toy a little boy could ever have. I mean who wouldn't like that pulsating laser light? And what about those high-pressure space wings. Man, you aren't cool unless you have a Buzz Lightyear!
by joe mamma did 9/11 October 28, 2019
When your friend or group of friends leave you to hang with a newer cooler friend, and stop giving you the same treatment. (ex: stop inviting you to partys, or stop hooking you up with girls).
A Toy Story reference as when Andy stopped playing with Woody to play with Buzz lightyear, making Woody feel salty as hell.
A Toy Story reference as when Andy stopped playing with Woody to play with Buzz lightyear, making Woody feel salty as hell.
All you wanna do is hang out with jocks now that you're on the football team, man you're fuckin buzz lightyearing me!!!
by MHov February 11, 2011
Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.
by themilkmantrink July 23, 2011