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Butthaze 

Butthaze refers to anything produced that does not please the creator, but impresses an outsider. This term is most commonly used in the creative design industry, where a designer is not pleased with his work, but his superiors, colleagues, or clients are satisfied.

History
Butthaze, originally an old method of hallucinating, consisted of urine and feces collected in a bottle and kept out in sunlight for extended periods of time. Inhaling the "haze" would invoke hallucinations for days, and sometimes death.

** There is also counter-butthaze where the creator is very satisfied with their work, but an outsider does not find it pleasing.
Ryoko: I just finished this comp for the Blackberry proposal, but I'm not satisfied with it.

Colleague: Well, I think it looks fantastic.

** This instance clearly shows Ryoko's work is butthaze
Butthaze by Speecesies June 23, 2009
Related Words
1) A fragment of toilet tissue that is left behind after wiping.

2) An individual who is a complete moron. Having the intellect of said fragment of tissue (after being soiled, of course)
1) I walked around all day before noticing the buttwad that had been stuck to my posterior.

2) George W Bush is a complete freakin' buttwad.
buttwad by SugarBunni February 10, 2004
An obstinate individual who is so set in their ways that they will refuse all new ideas, even when the idea presented is something the person likes or would benefit them.
Dude, I know you want to come to the fair with us, quit being a buttwad.
Buttwad by l3ortron August 28, 2017

buttwagon 

buttwagon is an adjective.
It is what you call someone who is annoying and you would like to call them a butt and for emphasize you add wagon.
When your friend won't stop screaming you call them a buttwagon.
buttwagon by dinkythedino August 22, 2014

buttwank 

putting your manhood between the cheeks of a girl with a big ass and goin for it, similar to a tit wank but with a butt
alex didnt want anal but allowed tom to give him a buttwank
buttwank by harrygg November 17, 2006
"He is buttaz!"
Buttaz by Fiona June 23, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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