Buttwaz 

A distressingly watery ejection from the human anus. Waz:piss::Buttwaz:(unmentionable.)

"That chipotle gave me the worst buttwaz."

Buttwaz by DeHawpenz September 12, 2011

Butthaze 

Butthaze refers to anything produced that does not please the creator, but impresses an outsider. This term is most commonly used in the creative design industry, where a designer is not pleased with his work, but his superiors, colleagues, or clients are satisfied.

History
Butthaze, originally an old method of hallucinating, consisted of urine and feces collected in a bottle and kept out in sunlight for extended periods of time. Inhaling the "haze" would invoke hallucinations for days, and sometimes death.

** There is also counter-butthaze where the creator is very satisfied with their work, but an outsider does not find it pleasing.

Ryoko: I just finished this comp for the Blackberry proposal, but I'm not satisfied with it.

Colleague: Well, I think it looks fantastic.

** This instance clearly shows Ryoko's work is butthaze

Butthaze by Speecesies June 23, 2009

buttwad 

1) A fragment of toilet tissue that is left behind after wiping.

2) An individual who is a complete moron. Having the intellect of said fragment of tissue (after being soiled, of course)

1) I walked around all day before noticing the buttwad that had been stuck to my posterior.

2) George W Bush is a complete freakin' buttwad.

buttwad by SugarBunni February 10, 2004

Buttwad 

An obstinate individual who is so set in their ways that they will refuse all new ideas, even when the idea presented is something the person likes or would benefit them.

Dude, I know you want to come to the fair with us, quit being a buttwad.

Buttwad by l3ortron August 28, 2017

buttwagon 

buttwagon is an adjective.
It is what you call someone who is annoying and you would like to call them a butt and for emphasize you add wagon.

When your friend won't stop screaming you call them a buttwagon.

buttwagon by dinkythedino August 22, 2014

buttwank 

putting your manhood between the cheeks of a girl with a big ass and goin for it, similar to a tit wank but with a butt

alex didnt want anal but allowed tom to give him a buttwank

buttwank by harrygg November 17, 2006

Buttaz 

Someone who is ugly.

"He is buttaz!"

Buttaz by Fiona June 23, 2003