Someone being offended to the point it feels like they just got anal raped . No amount of butthurt cream can sooth soreness.
by Warlike October 27, 2017
Butthurt is that special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked and/or fucked. It is a common ailment amongst losers on the internet. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being pwnt or otherwise outdone in any minute and insignificant way. It was invented at least 100 years ago by Vlad the Impaler when he went crazy from living in a time without the internets. Today, butthurt occurs most commonly when you fall asleep with your friends and they, being your friends, decide it would be funny to sodomize you. Butthurt is also a primary generator of lulz on the internets and has produced many lolcows.
by tytheguy February 1, 2011
Huurrr durr y u so butthurt? I must be a comedic genius for saying that because I'm fucking British and don't give a shit.
by flytallerkin September 13, 2012
After being chewed out by the coach for my stupid mistake, I was feeling butthurt. No one else felt sorry for me.
by Mel Roberts October 27, 2007
by Chris3232 September 13, 2014
when someone becomes so upset over being trolled in a facebook group that they leave a dramatic post...on how the group is a bunch of jerk and they're leaving it.
by J1976 August 28, 2015
Any person male or female who holds on to hurt feelings that they themselves have created or imagined.
Most women get butthurt because they are too immature in the handling of their own feelings.
Most men get butthurt due to their egos or pride. It's all very bitch-like behavior.
Most women get butthurt because they are too immature in the handling of their own feelings.
Most men get butthurt due to their egos or pride. It's all very bitch-like behavior.
Her: My best friend is such a hoe now because her ex boyfriend broke her heart.
Him: He can't turn her into a hoe. It's her pussy. She uses it how she wants to. She's not a hoe because of him, she's a hoe because she likes it.
Him: She's still not over that guy?
Her: He broke her heart you dumbass!
Him: But they were never together....
Her: Just because you don't tell someone you love them, doesn't mean you don't love them!
Him: Hey...hey... calm down. I am not him and you are not her, but both of y'all sound butthurt.
Him: Damn, why he get all the girls!?! I'm nice, smart, I smell good. That lil nigga ain't shit!
Mirror: This nigga sound butthurt.
Him: He can't turn her into a hoe. It's her pussy. She uses it how she wants to. She's not a hoe because of him, she's a hoe because she likes it.
Him: She's still not over that guy?
Her: He broke her heart you dumbass!
Him: But they were never together....
Her: Just because you don't tell someone you love them, doesn't mean you don't love them!
Him: Hey...hey... calm down. I am not him and you are not her, but both of y'all sound butthurt.
Him: Damn, why he get all the girls!?! I'm nice, smart, I smell good. That lil nigga ain't shit!
Mirror: This nigga sound butthurt.
by Cooperfox March 6, 2017