Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!
A mobile phone call placed accidentally and unintentionally, usually from the Send button getting pushed during normal movement while the phone is in your back pocket (next to your butt).
"My phone rang about five timesin a row and there was nobody there. Each one was a buttcall from Tricia!"