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Butt Whisky 

A morbid evacuation of the large intestine, commonly known for its Molten Molotov tissue damaging properties due to high gastric levels, testing the very threshold of one’s tolerance with a sensation best described as defecating crushed glass mixed in battery acid, just like you gullet feels after a few shots of cheap whisky.
I will never eat my cooking again, I tell you! I had BUTT WHISKY sooo bad; it melted the freaking toilet and caught it on fire!!!
Butt Whisky by Thizzlamicon January 8, 2010
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Butt Whiskers

When a fat guy eats someone with dreadlocks, and the dreadlocks get caught in their anus on the way out, and so become like horrible tentacles when they fart.
After eating Twiggy, Marilyn Manson had butt whiskers for a week.
Butt Whiskers by LK86 February 26, 2011

whiskey butt 

the morning after effects of excessive intake of whiskey. This results in hershey squirts, diarrhea and and the occasional solid with an odor quite like the delicious beverage itself.

It is usually paired with the obnoxious and off pitch singing off random 80's pop singers.
Man I just had a serious case of Whiskey Butt.
whiskey butt by stinkysocks April 15, 2009

Whiskey Butt 

When you happen to sit in a small to medium sized puddle of whiskey, that has been spilled without knowing. Most likely in something thin enough to get through to your skin i.e boxers.
N: I sat in a puddle of whiskey.
A: Oh I guess you have whiskey butt
N: the hell is that?
A: You sat in a puddle of whiskey in your boxers.

buttwhisker

The buttwhisker intends to continue his efforts to pit groups of Americans against one another.