Butt Mummy Share definition Flag A piece of crap wrapped in a piece of toilet paper left in your butt from the last time you took a crap. "Dude, this morning at school I dropped a butt mummy in the hallway." Butt Mummy by Ån†hønyTa¥lør January 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Butt Mummy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch