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Butt Load 

Butt Load was offically assigned a quantity of 18 by the Avionics Technicians of VFA-147 while deployed to the Persian Gulf on the USS Nimitz in 1993. (It gets boreing at sea sometimes LOL)
Guys, we have 2 Butt Loads (36) of gripes to work off tonite so turn off the movie.
Butt Load by Ed USN RET April 15, 2006

butt load 

A term used to define a finite sum of something. Generally accepted as an amount somewhere between a lot and a shit-ton. Often noted when speaking in hyperboly and used for extreme emphasis or exaggeration.

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man i've got a butt load of homework to do!

it's warm in here, probably because there's a butt load of butts in here
butt load by David Senette April 8, 2006

Butt Load 

the scientific term for a great quantity, usually prolific or copious in nature, occasionally verging on infinity in some cases
Building the Hoover Dam required a butt load of cement.

There's a butt load of stars up there.

For the last two days I've been printing and reading a butt load of articles.
Butt Load by Bill Nye the Sci Guy October 28, 2005

butt load 

a copious quantity of anything frustrating particularly in academia.
I have a butt load of lousy history papers to grade
butt load by stressed April 23, 2006

butt load 

The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.

butt load 

Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.

However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".

If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"

Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"

But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
butt load by -Dre182 September 19, 2011