A female breed of Canadian parasite that feeds off of the cells of humans, typically teenage girls and the occasional homeless man. Being the only member of its species, it cannot reproduce due to participating in homosexuality. It also is doomed to permanently remain in its primary stage of development, never evolving to its adult form.
"A Justin Bieber has been spotted. Turn off all radio stations and remove all J.B. posters from your stereotypical teenage daughter's walls - it is armed with crappy music."
by jugglablepotato23 December 4, 2013
A unknown yet specimen of humanity at it's worst, it really is the lowest of the low, a ''Justin Bieber'' or ''Annoying Cunt'' as he/she is mostly known, is one who has the ability to give people ear cancer with the use of his/her's most annoying voice producing a vile schreeching high pitch noise if you will. They have so-called ''fans'', who know mostly nothing about a ''Justin Bieber'' other than his looks and voice, they say he is the greatest idol in the world, but actually he is a arrogant, ignorant, overrated, overpriced, ''still in the closet'', pile of feck who's fans are the utmost worse fan base to ever walk/slither the earth. Managers fight over him to get money, not because they think he's actually a good singer, but because little girls in 17 year old girls bodies think he is good, but he is most certainly not, pretty much every thing about a ''Justin Bieber'' is pretty much indescribably annoying, oh and he also thinks Rape happenes for a reason.
''Oh I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER! HE'S THE BEST IDOL IN THE WORLD!!!'' No, he's a spoilt ungrateful little lying cunt who believes in nothing, but some bullshit that isn't even been properly said.
by Mattamonia June 21, 2013
Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.
Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"
Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.
If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.
Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"
Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.
If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.
Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.
Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
by Miami BITCH January 13, 2012
A cock sucking fagot who thinks he can sing, but he can't at all. All of his songs go "ooh baby, ooh baby" and the only reason he is probably saying that is cause he is getting ass fucked. He is one of the worst things ever to happen to music along with The Naked Brothers Band, Hannah Montana (whore), Big Time Rush (more like big flaming fagots) and almost everything else from Disney or Nickelodeon.
Dumbass Girl: Did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?
Guy: Oh you mean the cock sucking fagot?
Dumbass Girl: No the cutest guy ever!
Guy: Your a fucking retarded bitch.
Guy: Oh you mean the cock sucking fagot?
Dumbass Girl: No the cutest guy ever!
Guy: Your a fucking retarded bitch.
by Ricky and Cleatus December 31, 2011
See gheyfagz.
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An untalented piece of shit who wears girl's clothes. This is the best example of white trash. This faggot makes 'songs' that sound like a dying animal.
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An untalented piece of shit who wears girl's clothes. This is the best example of white trash. This faggot makes 'songs' that sound like a dying animal.
*knock at the door
Person 1- who is it
Animal rescue. we believe there is a dying animal here
Person 1- no, it's just Justin Biebers so called music.
Animal rescue-fuck that guy he makes my job so hard
EXAMPLE 2
Oh my god, it's justin bieber and he stole girl clothes cause he's creepy and gay.
Person 1- who is it
Animal rescue. we believe there is a dying animal here
Person 1- no, it's just Justin Biebers so called music.
Animal rescue-fuck that guy he makes my job so hard
EXAMPLE 2
Oh my god, it's justin bieber and he stole girl clothes cause he's creepy and gay.
by СукаБлять March 31, 2015
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?
Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
by daegyparad May 27, 2011
by Not justin bieber August 6, 2011