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The town of Monument, Colorado. Seriously, the only thing to do there is go cow-tipping. I'm not kidding.

Oh, and moon people from your car at red lights.
Mary: "I'm having way too much fun!"
John: "I know, right? Let's go to Bumfuckville Monument. I've always wanted to feel the burning urge to gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver!"
by The Monument Mooner July 19, 2009

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