Bumfrigger 

The act of masturbation via ones own arsehole.

"Jerry was a terrible bumfrigger, his anus was always on standby."

Bumfrigger by Terry Venables May 18, 2008

Befrigger 

(v.) To disrupt, scuttle, or otherwise interfere with; to lower the value of through the deliberate introduction of chaos or fuckery.

Having downloaded a peer-to-peer application against his better judgment, Kevin's operating system was befriggered beyond recognition thanks to a host of fuckware.

Befrigger by kemibe June 28, 2010

tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bumdigger 

The act of digging in ones anus in search of goodies.

Joe is such a bumdigger, I wonder what he's looking for.

bumdigger by RGMichael April 18, 2011

bumfinger 

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

bumfinger by olly April 13, 2004

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

bumfinger salsa by mrbufo May 2, 2006

Bumringer 

The act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the rectum and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for sexual gratification.

I don't think I'm coming out tonight lads. I'll probably just stay in, watch Jonathan Ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet bumringer.

Bumringer by Elevant January 24, 2009