A snow condition usually found on the East Coast, NJ in particular, where the snow gets so hard that if shot with a gun the bullet would most likely bounce back at you. It is extremely difficult to hold an edge or even walk on.

antonym: powder
Get the chain saw and jackhammer so we can make a jump out of the bulletproof.
by karp September 9, 2004
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One of few insults in which there is no effictive comeback.
Bob-"Dude did you hear about John's bulletproof insult?"
Frank-"Haha yea all the guy could say was "Uh..SCREW YOU MAN!"
by StealthisPunk451 August 5, 2008
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Teen rock band in MI founded by amazing multi-talented musician that performs great rock covers and awesome originals; also fantastic crowd interaction at live shows.
Wow. I just saw Bulletproof Snow. It was epic.
by 4thoseabout2rock August 7, 2012
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a girl that has such a bad weave, it looks like her hair is floating above her head, and has the ability to deflect bullets. the girl usually suffers from alopecia, but doesn't have to to wear a bulletproof wig.
by New B Anonymous One June 20, 2007
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Black coffee with a fat slab of butter
“I feel invincible bro” “I just drank a big cup of bulletproof coffee”
by Grittyjustin92 November 25, 2018
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A Chinese take out joint in the 'hood with bullet proof glass. This type of "restaurant" services it's customers through a hole in bullet resistant window. Sometimes this aperture in the bullet proof membrane between the Chinese and the eater of food is a small revolving door big enough for a Chinese meal. This protects the purveyor of Asian foods from direct contact with the unwashed urban masses, and their fire arms related hi-jinx. More often than not, the bulletproof Chinese restaurant will also not have tables, since they want you leave as soon as the mystery meat has spun it's way through the revolving door. Often these types of places will server two chicken wings for two dollars, and cigarillos. Make sure your food doesn't meow!
"Hey Elliot, do you want to hit up the bulletproof Chinese on the way back home?"
by Mysteriousdischarge August 20, 2010
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You can't control what is said about you or what you hear or see but you can contol whether or not to let it affect you
Friend 1: John just called me a slut
Friend 2: don't let it phase you have a bulletproof mind
by Quan boi February 17, 2016
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