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bull-milking

the act of jacking-off a bull (male cow)
I heard your English teacher milked the bull!! She's such a dumb ass!!
bull-milking by bootyslapper April 9, 2004

Raven Bull Milking 

When you are having sexy bondage session and you stroke the man and tell him “Moo bitch” and he starts making Moo sounds while you edge him. This is applicable to milking the prostate too.
While he was tied down I did a Raven Bull Milking on the bound sub. I told his ass “Moo Bitch for your Goddess” and he started to Moo like a cow.

I shoved a finger up his ass to start the Raven Bull Milking and told him “Moo bitch boy for momma.” He began to Moo as he began to ejaculate.

milking the bull 

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job
"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."
milking the bull by lu January 17, 2003

milking the bull 

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.
John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.
milking the bull by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

Milking the bull 

when someone fucks their dad
"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"
Milking the bull by jim74853468 February 27, 2018

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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