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Prestigious women's collge located in the suburbs of Philadelphia. A member of the venerated "Seven Sisters," the women's college answer to the Ivy League.

Notable alumna include Katherine Hepburn and Marianne Moore.
My cousin went to Bryn Mawr...now she's the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
by Abby September 23, 2004
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The Bryn Mawr School is a prestigious school located in Roland Park, near all the big, rich houses. Everybody knows that if you didn't get into Bryn Mawr, you'll probably to go to NDP or SPSG. Tuition is so high because the education is better than any school in Maryland. Most seniors end up going to Ivy Leagues, or getting accepted into the top 25% of colleges in the USA.

The average Bryn Mawr student lives Guilford or Roland Park, and everybody drives a Mercedes or a BMW to school. People get their first cars, typically in sophomore year, right after they get their permit. Bryn Mawr girls mostly date guys from Gilman and Boys Latin. Both all-boys schools filled with other rich people like them. Bryn Mawr would never be caught dead dating a guy from Calvert Hall, Loyola, or St. Pauls (unless they're seriously desperate). They're just not on the same level.

Unlike NDP or Maryvale, these girls are smart AND rich. Most Bryn Mawr girls play at least two sports while still getting good grades (even though the curriculum is a lot harder than other surrounding schools). If you're from CHC, LB, or SPSB, you have got no chance being with a girl from Bryn Mawr, you're lucky if they even talk to you. If you're from any of those schools and you happen to be talking to someone from Bryn Mawr, just know that they're probably bored because their Gilman boyfriend is away.

They have the best uniform. Bryn Mawr girls get invited to all the dances, but only go if it's Gilman or Boys Latin.
BMS girl: What school do you go to?
Guy 1: Calvert hall
BMS girl: EW *runs over with Porsche and calls over BL boyfriend to beat him up*

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gilman guy: What school do you go to?
girl 1: mercy
gilman guy: no youre too dumb
girl 2: I go to Bryn Mawr
gilman guy: wow ur rich
by greyhound17 May 7, 2023
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The most prestigious college prep school located Baltimore in the rich neighborhood, Roland Park. The girls become lawyers, business owners, or docters. other schools like ndp, rpcs, spsg they would marry one instead because they aren't smart enough to be one. The tuition is so high and double other schools in the area because the school actually cares about the education. girls at bryn mawr takes classes at gilman which is something no other schools in the area have except for their sister school rpcs who also can take classes there. All the seniors gets accepted to top universities in the country such as, MIT, Yale, Princeton, or Harvard.

sister school of Gilman and Boys Latin, those 2 boys schools also consist of rich/good-looking people. Most girls from bryn mawr would date guys from either schools, and sometimes loyola blakefield. at parties you'll never mix up a bryn mawr girls with girls from ndp, mercy, rpcs, or maryvale unlike them they would never sleep with every guy they lay eyes on. except the 0.1% that date the chc guys...But dont worry those chc guys are whores and would fuck a fly if they could, most of them date public school girls.

For sports, students play at least 2 sports unless theyre the weird gay art kids. On top of playing at least 2 season of sports they also keep straight As. But getting As at bryn mawr isnt the same as getting As at spsg or ndp, for bryn mawrs curriculum a C/F there's probably a A+ at chc, st pauls/any other school in the area.
gilman guy: What school do you go to?
girl 1: ndp
gilman guy: no youre too dumb
girl 2: Bryn Mawr
gilman guy: i love you ( takes off pants)
by rollldonsrollll13 May 28, 2023
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A place where all your dreams come true. An atheist & gay-friendly borough, where traditional christian views are upheld. Want to wear a cape? Go ahead. Want to walk barefooted? Please do. Want to marry a cousin or two? Well gosh darn it, don't you let us stop you!
I am from Bryn Athyn and so is my cousin-wife.
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Universal defender of the needy, typically found degrading the mental state of the filth God forgot to remove from this world. Such as Matthew Edwards and other renouned nonces
"Oi oi here comes Jimmy saville, only joking Matthew you stupid pedophile, I Bryn Ellington will shield the innocent from your Richmond fingers"
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