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Brunet (noun): a male croissant who is slightly burned and named bruno but wear brown pants on thursdays
“Do they sell Brunets on Ebay?”
no that’s so stupid
“oh”
“they’re probably on Etsy”
“oh!”
brunet by iwilleatyouuptomorrow March 19, 2022
When people can't spell "brunette"
Brunet by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

Zach Brunet 

The guy who spends all night playing league and then complains about the teacher when he is sleeping in class.
Man, stop being a Zach Brunet and go to bed!
Zach Brunet by tseriessupporter November 7, 2019

the brunet 

A slang term for a sexually appealing, slightly homosexual balding man from montreal. When you see such a person, it is common practice to yell out "The brunet, The brunet" in a high pitch.
That guy is such a brunet. I so want to sex him up.
the brunet by CM February 7, 2005

Chet Brunstein 

Your average Joe, just a generic male character that's just generally uninteresting.
Bro, the male player character in this game is just Chet Brunstein, how dumb.
Chet Brunstein by JT_Lich July 17, 2022

Burning brunette 

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.