brunet

A male with dark hair. Often dark eyes and olive skin accompany, but not all are so lucky.

Is that brunet going grey, or is it just the light?

by Amzeh April 17, 2007

brunet

Brunet (noun): a male croissant who is slightly burned and named bruno but wear brown pants on thursdays

“Do they sell Brunets on Ebay?”
“no that’s so stupid”
“oh”
“they’re probably on Etsy”
“oh!”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow March 20, 2022

brunetting

Brunetting is the process of 'de-leaning,' so in essence going from being high, to being normal again. The time this process takes varies depending on how many joints you have smoked. This phrase was originally used in wanstead park by Alasdair Bain and Neil Dixon but is now more widely used.

'Holy fuck man, I am so so lean right now, I gotta brunette before I go home.....I no, we'll go somerfield then have another joint'
'FUCK ME I GOTTA BRUNETTE'
'Man brunetting's so enjoyable don't ya think?
I'm so high right now i don't no what the fuck's going on!'

by Alasdair Bain September 2, 2005

the brunet

A slang term for a sexually appealing, slightly homosexual balding man from montreal. When you see such a person, it is common practice to yell out "The brunet, The brunet" in a high pitch.

That guy is such a brunet. I so want to sex him up.

by CM February 7, 2005

Zach Brunet

The guy who spends all night playing league and then complains about the teacher when he is sleeping in class.

Man, stop being a Zach Brunet and go to bed!

by tseriessupporter November 7, 2019

Brunet

When people can't spell "brunette"

Omg did you actually write brunet

by GrackDaWeirdo October 28, 2021