Brown Shield

When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.

I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.

Brown Shield by Halloween Prankster November 1, 2009

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brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.

"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"

brown shield stamps by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007

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