Male fanatics of an animated show for little girls called My Little Pony. They are either homosexuals/bisexuals or heterosexuals who will be converted into homosexuals/bisexuals in the future.
They will defend this with the pride they do not have and claim that you have a masculinity complex and are afraid to be effeminate because you'll look gay. This is a contradiction since everyone knows that there are masculine gay's also e.g. (Prison).
Most of them seem to have bestiality fetishes and even worse pedophilia, this can be seen in the memes made by bronies which sexualise the show and receive many likes and comments by bronies e.g. (any meme website that allows such content).
This is one of the lighter posts (not too sexualised)
Post = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - What pony do you would kiss?
Likes = Over 20
Brony Comments -
1.I’D WORK MY ASS FOR A JOB FOR AT LEAST 50 BITS THEN HAVE THE FUN OF MY LIFE
2.No question, I would kiss AJ. And I would make the absolute most of it. To the point where it would make Big Mac a little uncomfortable.
3.If i was a girl… or gay… i would totally kiss shining armour to piss the living hell out of cadence… sounds gay… but cmon, that would be hilarious.
(now here you can see how this show slowly alters the mind, "If i was a girl... or gay" - don't worry continue like this and you will be)
A stupid grown up male
who makes out with posters of ponies from MLP
. They treat the MLP universe like a religion. They can't go one day without watching a whole season. They also copy brofists
with brohoofs, which are the exact same thing. They fail to compromise with anti-bronies
and always want their own way.
Brony: HEY, did you watch the new episode of MLP?
Normal Guy: No, I don't watch shows for girls.
Brony: WH-WH-WHAT? WHY NOT?
Normal Guy: You're stupid. Your friends are stupid. Your whole FANBASE IS STUPID!
Brony: DON'T SAY THAT! LOVE AND TOLERANCE!
(brony walks off chanting "LOVE AND TOLERANCE")
Normal Guy: Yeah. Go off and make love with a Rainbow Dash plush.
A fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Generally they like to have conversations with each other about the show or post fan art. They are generally persecuted by those who either believe that they're the "Rulers of the Internet" or by those who have nothing better to do. They get persecuted because many people believe that they are fans of the older Generations that were all sparkles and glitter and rainbows all over the place, when in fact they are fans of the newest generation that is somewhat similar to reality, along with the fact that it has better plots, good animation, and not much of a girlish figure in it. Bronies that are getting persecuted will generally remain calm and use logic and reason to end that current persecution. They typically remain within their own forums, but sometimes they reach out on other forums every once-in-a-while and post at least one thing there in hopes of bringing more fans of MLP into their forums.
Brony 1: Hey, how's it going?
Brony 2: Not much. Have you seen that new episode?
Brony 1: Yes, it was pretty good.
Persecuter: hey all u bronys are gay ha ha ha
Brony 1: Dude, we are not all homosexual. There are some bronies that are homosexual, but not all of us.
Persecuter: whatever dudes ur all fags you all like all that rainbow and glitter sh*t on that show
Brony 2: Have you even seen the show? That's not what this current generation is about; those are from the last ones.
Persecutor: u guys are such fags get a life
Brony 1: Dude.. Why are you even here? You claim that we have no lives, yet here you are constantly making fun of us.
Brony 2: Seriously dude, just leave us alone. Our interests shouldn't concern you at all, so just leave..
Persecutor: fine.. ill leave..
Brony 1: Thank you.
A brony is an adolescent or adult male who is a fan of the show "My Little Ponies." The fact that they exist shouldn't at all be surprising because the vast majority of adults enjoy watching some cartoons made for children. Men who fall into this category have no problem accepting that fact, and they're generally very chill, cool guys. A few are still secretly bronies because they don't want to be viewed as strange or different. As with all groups of fans, there exists a small offshoot of people who are perverted and deranged. These are referred to as pervonies
. They consist of fan fiction writers and fan artists whose work is filled with sexually explicit and/or macabre subject matter loosely based on the "My Little Ponies" cartoon. This group also includes consumers of such material.
"Hey man, I heard you like My Little Ponies. Isn't a guy fan of that show called a brony?"
"Yeah. It's actually pretty cool. You should check it out."
"I dunno. It sounds kinda gay
"Uh-huh. And I heard you're a fan of Sailor Moon and Pokemon. What's the difference? Ponies and kid's little anime characters seem on the same level to me."
"You got me there bro. I might check out a youtube
clip or something."
The most amazing and kind and loving people on the planet. Bronies are 'usually' males who watch My Little Pony.
You're a brony, aren't you?
A gay or bi-sexual male that takes pleasure in watching a tv show for little girls. Possibly to meet little girls or because their mental capacity is that of a little girl. They are often associated with skinny jean hipsters that listen to dub step or emo core.
Ways to avoid being a brony:
1. Eat steak
2. Don't go to gay bath houses
3. Never listen to Skrillex or refer to dub step as music
4. Avoid going to concerts where skinny jeans is acceptable leg wear
5. Grow a beard like a real man
6. SWED, just don't become a mindless pot head
7. Listen to real metal
8. Learn to shoot a gun/ride a motor cycle
If you at any point think you might be becoming a brony, you should take the following steps:
1. Beat up a hipster (In their own house if you can)
2. Shoot said gun. Maybe at a small horse
3. Eat more steak
4. Write Skrillex hate mail... Wait, nevermind. He isn't worth your time. Just go beat up another Hipster
5. Find out why you can't grow a beard and fix it. Acting like a real man helps but can take years to correct
6. Listen to metal
Brony - "Hey whats going on?"
Straight MAN - "Wow, they don't make men like they used to. What the hell happened to you? Do your parents know you are a fag?"
A male who is a highly obsessed fan of My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic which age can range about 12-30 but some of them can get butthurt
at you if you insult/express you're opinion about the show, their fanbase
, and or themselves. It usually depends on the person at certain points.
A friend: Errr what the fuck am I watching?
Brony: Dude this show is awesome look at the animation and the characters have great dialogue.
A friend: Sorry but I don't think I'll like this show it kind of seems a bit off for me.
Brony: Oh well everyone has their own opinions and interests.
A guy: Dude why the fuck are you watching a show for little girls?
Brony: Because I think the show is well animated and has a great dialogue.
A guy: You're probably gay for watching that girly show.
Brony: Oh my god like I love this show a lot!!! BROHOOF! /)
A guy: Uh.... I don't mean to offend anyone but I feel that I don't like watching this show...it seems a bit off from my perspective.
Brony: Fuck you...you hater......you are just hating this show, because you are jealous that you didn't come up with such a masterpiece!
A guy: Err wtf are you talking about?
A guy: OMFG THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING GAY ANYONE WHO WATCHES THIS IS GAY AND MASTURBATES TO THE PONIES ALL DAY!
Brony: STFU HATER!! Your mom probably didn't love you and you're hating on such a beautiful work of art just to get attention and I will love and tolerate the shit out of you!
A friend: Man...that show is great.
Brony: Awesome Ain't it?
A fan of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
. Usually male, but some females prefer the term over Pegasister
Bronies are usually stereotyped as pedophiles or as gay. As a general rule, this is not true. Bronies usually are also NOT furries
, save for a few ultra-obsessed who have fantasies with their favorite characters from the Mane 6
While it is true that some are annoying about popping up on non-brony related places on the internet to rant about ponies, the majority keep to pony-related websites and forums, such as Equestria Daily
Brony: Have you seen MLP FiM? It's really good!
Non-Brony: You mean My Little Pony? You're a furfag?
Brony: I'm not going to waste my time on this, here, just watch this. I have the first episode on my phone.
*20 minutes later*
Former Non-Brony: This show kicks flank! Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are awesome!
Brony: I know, right! Come over to my place and watch it, and then let's fuck bitches.