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bronoculars

What your eyes become when you are either looking for bros or are yourself a bro.
"We'll just use our bronoculars to scope out the joint for potential suitors."
bronoculars by molever April 4, 2009

Belgian Binoculars 

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

Booboculars

1) Noun: The term used for small people (generally adult dwarfs) who's eyes meet the breasts of a woman. In other words, when a man's eyes are perpendicular to a woman's nipples - which, when erect, could result in blindness.

2) Noun: The term used for the binoculars that a peeping tom uses for the activity of looking at a woman's breasts from afar.
1) She was so tall against me it was like I was wearing a pair of booboculars!

2) I looked across the road and saw a man in the bush with a pair of booboculars in his hands!
Booboculars by DwidgetDave December 20, 2010

Booznoculars 

When a girl (or guy) looks way more attractive after a few beers/shots than they would if one was sober.

synonym: beer goggles
guy 1: "aww shit, all these chicks are fuglyy"
guy 2: "naw man, i gots my booznoculars on baby!"
Booznoculars by >jOC< January 27, 2010

Rusty Binoculars 

A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.
Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."
Rusty Binoculars by Dr. Noch's August 14, 2011

budnoculars 

same thing as beer goggles but when u drink Budweiser. This is what happens in the event of too many Budweisers.
she wasn't that hot until I looked at her through my budnoculars, now she's fine as hell.
budnoculars by Diablo Pitt August 20, 2013