Brolock
Being brolocked is the process of a girl being deemed unable to be dated by you because she has (or is) dated your best friend.
Done of of sheer respect and bromance.
Done of of sheer respect and bromance.
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Brolocked
bro-locked broh-lokt
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
Related Words
Brolock • Brolocked • Brolick • Brolocaust • Bropocket • Broblocked • brococky • brodocking • broelocklite • brojock
brolack
Danny: Dude, I was playing some lax yesterday with Tomas. He's pretty good at it, and he got laid by his ex again afterwards.
Trevor: Yeah bro, Tomas is like the chillest brolack that I know.
Trevor: Yeah bro, Tomas is like the chillest brolack that I know.
brolack by 420alldayerrday247 November 13, 2010
brosocks
Brendan: matt, what are you doing at the gym without brosocks?
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
brosocks by timeforbuisness June 19, 2011
brolociraptor
1. A brolociraptor is the most dangerous type of bro, because he is also a velociraptor.
2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.
2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.
1. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, how was your weekend? Hunt down any unsuspecting scientists?
Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?
Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?
Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
brolociraptor by SilverbackUltraMasculine March 31, 2009
Brolicking
Brolicking by smadazil July 5, 2009
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