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A very bad situation that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Or in this case the lowliest creature on earth. A broke-dick dog.
Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.

Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a Broke Dick Dog.
by Marine0311 November 09, 2011
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Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
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-a very cool, well dressed person
-someone in style
-a good fo' nothin
"those cats looked cleaner that broke dick dogs"
by KayMilDaCrucial December 07, 2008
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1. Someone who hasn't spent any money, has no money, and isn't getting any money anytime soon.
2. A dog that missed but kept going.
1. I've been getting 10 hours a week at work. This job turned me into a broke-dick dog.
2. Bowser would've been quite the stud, if only his aim were better.
by StarCaptain November 24, 2008
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