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Broicide 

1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.

2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.
1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!

2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!
Broicide by Dinkmers August 20, 2009
Related Words
Brogic brolic Brolick Bronic broxic Brocicle brogie brogin brogirl blogic

Broticulation 

A bro's art of articulating an idea amongst other bros. Often the concept will be misunderstood by non-bros due to a misbrommunication on their part, however, the bro himself is never accountable for a lack of clarity when broticulating.
Brent- "Yo Chad, I saw this awesome truck today, it had like these big things at the front and all this other awesome stuff at the back"
Chad- "Wow bro I totally get what you mean on account of your excellent broticulation".
Broticulation by Bro-EE3 November 25, 2009

Last of the Brohicans 

(Adjective). The last man to get pussy-whipped out of a group of friends.
"Mike was a good man. Some might say he was the Last of the Brohicans. But now, he too, has fallen victim to a treacherous succubus.

bropical 

a type of climate that pertains to brisk (cold) and tropical (wet)
"holy moly, it's kinda cold out here and it's only worse because it's raining too"

"yeah bro it's pretty bropical"
bropical by spicasso November 6, 2015
mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.
Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!
brolic by weave March 31, 2003
Certain males innate ability to cause females to swoon.
T: Man, that guy is hitting on his fifth girl tonight.
B: That's nothing man. He got numbers from ten last night. He's just working his bragic.
bragic by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009