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Brokeman's Date 

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.
Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"
Brokeman's Date by IDK011 July 28, 2009

Brokemantic 

A person who tries to be romantic, but lacks funds to completely do so.
Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"
Brokemantic by MissLin July 6, 2011

broekmate 

a super awesome dutch last name that nobody deserves to have. if you are named this you are one lucky dog.
dude jawan broekmate is such awesome guy.
broekmate by barbie lakjsdf September 29, 2011

brokemance 

John Thunderlips Helch gets mad when I quote his mother by saying, "Thats what she said" and he acts like a ho. That's what real mofo's call a "brokemance" yo!
brokemance by Danimal D March 12, 2013
A bronkema is some one who has a swagtastic hair cut and likes big bootayyy and drinks monster
Hey, I heard that the new kid, Dylan is a bronkema
bronkema by swag dog345 April 23, 2014

Brokemammal 

Brokemammal makes me cum every single time
Brokemammal by Legendguard23 January 3, 2023