Brocus

Brocusing occurs when one or more bros need to stop pounding nady ices and mikes hard lemonade and get to focusing on the matter at hand....not enough chicks at the party. A bro may over brocus and the only way to save him is to give him the good weed and a Yeager Bomb.

Bro 1: Yo bro im on my 8th mike's hard lemonade and my brodar hasn't picked up a single chick all night.

Bro 2: I know bra, turn down the Dave Matthews for a sec and lets all brocus.

Bro 3: Bro the last time Broseph brocused he went overboard.

Bro 1: Then we will just give him the good weed.

Bro 2: and a Yeager Bomb.

by Pepaladick October 30, 2009

brocus

the act of focusing on any type of school work when you could be or were in the process of getting high as shit with your brajhs and also polishing off brewskis, possibly getting your D wet from some sweet biddies.

Bro 1: BRAJH I totally got done that 6-page term while getting the D wet from Tony's sister.

Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?

Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.

by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009

brocus pocus

When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.

"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."

"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."

by prettypityparty November 27, 2006

Brocus Pocus

The act of a male fingering his own asshole during masterbation or otherwise.

"dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off"
"what??"
"..nothing"

by L-sos September 10, 2008