Brocrasturbating

The act of masturbating with male friends (bros) when you are meant to be doing something else.
Similar to Procrasturbating, but has to be done after getting a broner.
Todd and I were meant to be studying, but after seeing some adult scenes on tv we had to start brocrasturbating.
by The brocrasturbator October 25, 2009
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Brocrasturbate

The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.
Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."
Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."
Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."
Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."
by 327Shoutout April 06, 2009
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Brocrasturbation

The act of wanting to masturbate but willingly waiting until your done hanging out with your "bro's"
Jeff: he guys, are we gonna go to the movies after we play wall-ball?

Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?

Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl

Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie

Joey: yea sure lets go
by Mr. Stretch Nuts February 16, 2011
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