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BROCKHAMPTON 

Brockhampton is the best and hardest working boyband in the world. They were founded in San Marcos, Texas by Kevin Abstract on a Kanye West fan forum. As of September 21, 2018 they have released four studio albums and a mixtape: All-American Trash (2016), Saturation I (2017), Saturation II (2017), Saturation III (2017), and Iridescence (2018).

The group consists of 14+ members, namely, Kevin Abstract, Matt Champion, Russell "Joba" Boring, Dom McLennon, Merlyn Wood, Ciarán "Bearface" McDonald, Henok "HK" Sileshi, Jabari Manwa, Romil Hemnani, Kevin Doan, Robert "Hola, me llamo Roberto." Ontinient, Ashlan Grey, Kiko Merley, and Jon Nunes.

Though not all members take part in the vocals (rapping and singing) of the music, every single one of these boys put in WORK to produce, manage, and expertly design every single song. Brockhampton is not only music, but also a creative factory that produces film, videos, branding, they are their own corporation, and they are their own family.
Yo, Brockhampton is a creative powerhouse, I heard they're the best boyband since One Direction.
BROCKHAMPTON by IridescentTrash September 21, 2018

brockhampton 

"yo heard of brockhampton"
brockhampton by get c August 28, 2017

Brockhampton 

buncha beautiful bummy ass niggas makin all types of music

except matt champion and jehoba they not niggas
except brockhampton is also when niggas fuck niggas
yoo you know brockhampton i heard they some niggas but they really just be fuckin other niggas i love em doe

Brockhampton 

i love brockhampton, their music is really good!
Brockhampton by epicnegro69 November 28, 2018

BroHaus Ballistic 

A method of artificial insemination in which six guys each jerk off onto a separate Nerf dart, and putting each dart in a six-shooter Nerf gun. Then you spin the barrel and open fire into a girl's gaping vagina. 9 months later there's a ballistic and an episode of Maury.
Hey bro, what are you doing this Saturday? It turns out Chad's infertile so we're inviting his wife over for a BroHaus Ballistic.

Brickus Brockus 

Brickus Brockus is a brick version of Bimbus Bobus from UTMP, nothing else.
B- Hey! I got another funny joke to tell u!
G- I swear to god, if its B-
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- Why are u like this?!
Brickus Brockus by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021