Brochis 

When a cricket ball hits you in the balls/but if your a girl it’s when a cricket ball hits you right in the nipple of your boobies

Boy version:doctor what happend

Doctor:you just got a Brochis
Boy:aw man why me!

Girl version:Mum my boobies hurt
Mother:you just got girlchis

Brochis by Schubby monster December 27, 2019

brochica 

a female who treat as a bro

I.G.: Can I tell you something?
K.R.: Sure brochacho
I.G.: I consider you to be my brochica

K.R.: WTF??!!!!!!
I.G.: Exactly. Sooo, are you down to DTF?
K.R.: Sure, thats what brochicas do.

brochica by IKillGreenRabbits December 25, 2010

brochiavo 

Eating a pickle.

i was eating a pickle brochiavo.

brochiavo by Dandelion11 May 23, 2018

Brophisticated

Sophisticated with a touch of "bro"

His business cards are sophisticated, yet with a touch of bro.

That outfit makes you look so brophisticated!

Brophisticated by MSanM March 24, 2010

la brochita 

When you tickle a chicks clit with the head of your cock.

La brochita, AKA The brush. Le pasé la brochíta. I gave her the brush, she want the brush.

la brochita by Fernando de la Broach January 29, 2017

Brockism 

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.

Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.

Brockism by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011

Brocism

Much like racism, brocism is the hatred of other bros

Greg: dude, look at the bro he looks so stupid

Carl: No, dude don't be such a brocist

Greg: Yeah, I think I have a problem with brocism...

Brocism by Oakieman March 28, 2009