A bald-headed woman.
by Trendman March 14, 2007
A person without a proper voice (I'm telling the truth,sounds like a frogs croak) with some stupid beats in the background that keep repeating (AHHH!!) and just sells for showing her skin.She looks really ugly (I wonder why people think shes pretty anyway?) and she has no musical talent.WOuld do better starring in porn films for the idiots who like here who buy her just to see pictures of her nude (come on doesn't anyone have morals here?).Listen to REAL music where talent is and where the band members WORK in heir songs and are innovative and good.Listen to metal.Dont just listen to some loser whom you buy just for the pictures on the album flap.
by MetalMade April 18, 2005
a bunch of immature kids who like whack a whore poppy bubblegum songs are gonna yell out, "OMG!!!111 YOUSTH GUYSTH SUCKSTH!!!BRITNEYSTHS THE BOMBSTHS!!!! WOOT!!!!!! GO AMBERCROMBIETSHS!!!!!" because they read these definitions
i have no self esteem and i think my life is hard even though half of the annoying kid population worships me and i have enough money to have 100 horny midget sex slaves and 4 robots to chew my food
by GANJAMAN October 17, 2004
Noun
1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.
2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.
3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.
4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.
2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.
3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.
4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
''Doesn't it bother you that when our news conglomerates do their 'week in review' segments, they never, ever seem to omit a Britney Spears mention? Last time I checked there was a WAR going on. ''
by Cognitive resonance October 22, 2007
by saba April 23, 2005
by Bazzoookkaaaa July 14, 2006
A pop lip syncher who is beautiful with makeup, but incredibly ugly without it.
Sometimes protrayed as a snobbish white trash girl from the south.
A girl who really needs to clean her tongue. It is as white as the moon. BLECH.. :-\ Don't even want to know where that tongue's been.
Sometimes protrayed as a snobbish white trash girl from the south.
A girl who really needs to clean her tongue. It is as white as the moon. BLECH.. :-\ Don't even want to know where that tongue's been.
Person A: Do you like Britney Spears?
Person B: Sure I do... shes HOT as hell !
Person C: She should be in Porn.. NOT singing!
Person B: Sure I do... shes HOT as hell !
Person C: She should be in Porn.. NOT singing!
by Twentyfour December 29, 2005