Random hanger on: Hey Kevin, you think Britney Spears will let you go to the beach so we can check out some ladies?
K-Fed: Yea, don't worry, I gots my lady wrapped all around the K-Fizzle, but lemme cop some change from Meal Ticket first so I can gas up the wigger-mobile.
K-Fed: Yea, don't worry, I gots my lady wrapped all around the K-Fizzle, but lemme cop some change from Meal Ticket first so I can gas up the wigger-mobile.
by Prodigious Thought June 30, 2006
by ecdysis February 20, 2007
1. A contemptuous vamp, untalented pop queen from Louisiana whose lust-inspired musical style appeals mainly to preening 14-year-old girls.
2. A whorish, blonde kewpie doll who claims her virginity but has photos of her having sex with various men all over the internet.
3. A vain, lying trollop willing to spread her legs for the highest bidder, such as voicing her support for the Iraq WMD search in an interview.
4. A ludicrous, would-be actress whose appearance in cinema fails to reveal even the slightest hint of personal embarrassment (see Madonna).
2. A whorish, blonde kewpie doll who claims her virginity but has photos of her having sex with various men all over the internet.
3. A vain, lying trollop willing to spread her legs for the highest bidder, such as voicing her support for the Iraq WMD search in an interview.
4. A ludicrous, would-be actress whose appearance in cinema fails to reveal even the slightest hint of personal embarrassment (see Madonna).
by Britney-Haters Anonymous February 23, 2005
by Frogbutt December 1, 2004
The slut who lost her virginity to Justin Timberlake, kissed Madonna AND Colin Farrell (grr...) and makes a bunch of crappy songs that they play over and over on the radio.
"Why, hello Britney! What was it like french-kissing Madonna? What? You french-kissed Colin Farrell, too? You dirty bitch!"
by Colin Farrell's Lover February 17, 2004
She's a plastic barbie that has no talent and no morals. In fact, I almost feel a little sorry for her. Wait, no I don't.
by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004
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