Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.
Alex the british girl is lame.
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when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
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The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
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A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
This call girl looking ass gave be a British bass last night. It hurt like hell.
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Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.
The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
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Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.

A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.

Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.
You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??

You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.
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Narendra Modi is known as British Chatukar because of his Laissez-faire type capitalist policies and his West leaning foreign policies.
A question in test(if ever asked): Who is Narendra Modi?
Always every Indian STUDENT answers: British Chatukar.
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