the most awesome and coolest guy in the world. he can skateboard, fix computers, is a ninja in disguise, and get all the bitches, i mean ladies ;] he's the ultimate in human engineering.
(1)" dude i would so have Brian Brown's baby! and i'm a straight guy! he's just that irresistible!"
(2) "omg, i heard Brian Brown loves Japanese girls, i'm so gonna ask him out!"
(3) Brian Brown once fixed my computer by touching the case, then he looked at it and it booted! i jizzed in my pants too."