brewer 

A brewer- an afro supporting sword loving beast, with an obsessive habit for playing on the xbox and pc. The brewer is a mainly loveable creature. however if crossed the brewer can turn into a vile predator that chases you round the whole field until you say sorry.

*you'll not survive a run in with a brewer... until you say sorry*

brewer by dale_the_mexican May 31, 2007

Brewer 

A person who makes booze

did you get the homebrew from that brewer?

Brewer by jim_666 September 17, 2010

brewer 

a guy who gets drunk and party's naked, or a guy who likes to rock out with his cock out

did you see that crazy brewer last night? or did you here about brewer at the party

brewer by classified wilson July 6, 2006

brewer 

a bisexual mountain goat with a 12" cock

Hurry the fuck up that brewer is commin

brewer by classified wilson July 6, 2006

Brewer 

Girl with low self esteem who loves to suck, fuck, blow, and swallow.

Dude: I picked up this girl on the side of the road
Bro: And then..
Dude: She brewered the shit out of me
Bro: W/e man, wheres my car?

Brewer by Sir Jit Alot August 20, 2013

Brewer 

a guy who has a tattoo right above the buttocks, also referred to as an ass tat or a tramp stamp. Something for another guy to look at while pounding the brew hole.

Dammitt Brewer!! You got shit all over my dick!!!

Brewer by Peter Cottontail June 12, 2008

Brewer 

An insult used to define the action of telling a boring, pointless story or repeating the same thing over and over.
Most commonly used in crack dens and ghettos.

'OH MY GOD MAN YOU'RE SUCH A BREWER!'
'that was such a brew'.

Brewer by Man in the Van March 30, 2011