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Poo brew 

Noun (poooo broooo)

Poo brews are farts that occur when a turd has formed in the butt-chamber, and is waiting for departure. The gas from your body has to pass through this turd which acts like a filter made out of shit. Thus causing the fart to smell extremely bad
Sorry dude. That's farts gonna smell really bad. I've got a total poo brew right now
Poo brew by Coolcandy August 28, 2014

poo brew 

When you can feel that you are going to have to poop later on in the day, and you can just feel it brewing up in your gut.
Sara could feel a poo brew coming on after she ate her nachos bell grande from Taco Bell.
poo brew by MelDogg August 6, 2008

brew n poo

drinkin a brew while takin a poo!
Dude 1: I really wanna get drunk but I have to take a fat shit...
Dude 2: Brew n poo!
brew n poo by Professor Brew N Poo November 11, 2006

Cold Brew Panic Poop 

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.
I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.
v. To take a poop while drinking a brew, usually taking one's sweet time to ensure the best defecating experience possible.

n. The act of taking a brewpoo.
I took a 15 minute brewpoo, it was fucking awesome.
brewpoo by vonB September 12, 2010