Brentwood Housewife

A rich suburban housewife, who lives in a huge house with a maid and a gardner and a very rich husband, nearly always very WASP like.
Originates from the Brentwood district in L.A but now applies to rich women of all areas.

Sandra Bullock in Crash, Anglina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith, Kirsten Cohen in the O.C

-hey, see that woman on the schoolrun in her big black SUV?
-yeah, what a Brentwood Housewife!

by adamw89 August 30, 2006

the \"Brentwood Bubble\"

Beverly Hills is to California as Brentwood is to Tennessee. Called a bubble because the majority of the adolescent, as well as adult, population is completely sheltered from the real world and its realities.

Since Tiffany lives in the Brentwood bubble, her biggest concern is wondering if she\'ll get a new Lexus or a new Beamer for her 16th birthday.

by Susan B. April 27, 2005

Brentwood sweep

The Brentwood Sweep orginated in a little whole in essex where most are born with a silver spoon in there mouths wanting for nothing...this kinda soft upbringing popularised from a wanky tv show Towie this sparked a generation of wanky lads in skinny jeans and a swept to the side haircut goes hand in hand with a fake tan and batty boy watch...

"Have a look at this dick...with his fake tan and brentwood sweep" "never have i seen such blatant poofery".

by HennersTenners March 14, 2021

brentwood hello

A euphemism for oral sex, which most likely came to be by the reference to such in "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted" wherein the OJ Simpson circle of Brentwood divas with more time and money on their hands than they know what to do with, fill their days by their choice of entertainment... (Brentwood is an affluent Southern California area neighboring Beverly Hills, Westwood, Century City, and Santa Monica, California), the divas refer to their oral sex (fellatio) escapades, "I gave him a welcome Brentwood Hello"

Dummy down definition: A more palatable phrase for "blow job" for those who would consider that a crude term, i.e. like See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T) for CUNT

When I saw my all time favorite play friend Jim, I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him so I tore off his pants and gave him a Brentwood Hello!

by Kara Kelso September 20, 2007

Brentwood benders

All people from Brentwood are bent arseholes. They enjoy daily fisting sessions in the library and never back their beef.
Pussyholes.

I saw this one guy enjoying his hotdog too much
must have been one of the Brentwood benders.

by master batr 6000 May 2, 2019

brentwood essex

A town in Essex England where everybody is obsessed with Instagram and talks like a chav

Them chavs are from Brentwood Essex

by Kanye4President August 31, 2015

Brentwood School

Brentwood school is home to a bunch of wet year 7s that act like they’re in highschool musical all the time. This school is one of the best out there, especially because it has some of the most slaggy, most orange girls out there. All the boys in older years are nonces with foot fetishes and fake moncler. Oh and you can’t forget about Brentwood Schools top notch rich kids who constantly flex but at the same time act like they’re the hardest people out there. Don’t even get me started on the absolute units that are the year 8 boys, who watch porn together on the field, might I add.

Normal person: ‘Yo look at that slag with sluggy eyebrows trying to get with an older’

Brentwood wetty: ‘Oh she’s probably from my school.’

EXAMPLE 2-
New hall pussy: ‘Look at them boys over there with Nike coats and 97’s, they look like Romford gang members, let stay away.’
Normal person: ‘don’t worry I see a brentwood school badge sticking out.’
New hall pussy: ‘ah no worries then’

by Gaywanker696969 May 1, 2019