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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Brendan has brown hair and green eyes you could spend hours staring into. Brendan knows how to be fun, but serious when they need to. A Brendan is someone who is always there for you, says the sweetest things, and can make you laugh anytime of the day. Brendan has the most perfect lips and the cutest smile, and making him smile is the best feeling in the world. Any girl would be lucky to have Brendan, and I'm the luckiest girl in the world having Brendan all to myself ♥
marissa - "Wow, Brendan is perfect."
everyone else - "I wish he was mine."
by mariiiss13 September 06, 2011
A guy who is skinny and tall and usually have huge gauges . Takes his girls beatings .His best friend is often a Nathan who has black hair and cinnamon pine cones in the back seat of his car.
"Hey brendan"
"Brendan and nathan "
Brendan and nathan forever "
by manyourcool December 14, 2013

Brendan is a guy whos brain is a little bit messed up. He seems like his brain is off. He is a player and not just in sports. He's very athletic and stupid. He likes to dry-hump walls and Polls in public ALOT! He likes to tell dirty jokes.
Person one "Were Breaking up."
Person two "What why??"
Person one "Because I'm dating her"
*points to a girl*
Person two "You're such a Brendan!!"
by CrazyChick11 February 08, 2014
A guy that is a total prick who doesn't seem to shut up. He usually is known for preying on little children and is wanted in 39 states. He has a current world record for the world's tiniest dick. Like if you saw this guy's dick, you would say, "Shit! That guy has got one small wiener!", which is why most consider him more woman than man or some kind of wierd shit in between.
Guy 1: "Wow what the hell is that?!"
Guy 2: "That's a Brendan, stay away from those.
Guy 1: "Thanks for the advice man, you are a life saver!"
by Ersome person December 06, 2013
Nothing is bigger than his penis, except for his ego. He only really has a thing for himself and he NEVER leaves the house without putting on tanning oil to make his abs shine.

Despite his ego, he is a really good guy. He makes his girlfriend fall in love with him every time. He means a lot to her and she is totally in love with him. (:

He has the cutest smile and the hottest body. His hair makes everyone jealous. He is the toughest person anyone could ever know, but he hides his problems behind sarcastic, funny comments. He is adorable in every way and he should always remember that.
Did you see Brendan?

Heck yes, he's so sexy.
by Ccbaybay January 02, 2012
A concrete jungle cheetah, often get caught. Huge cheaters and there favorite animal is a cheetah. Often loses the best girls for him because of cheating
Person 1: who is Brendan now dating?
Person 2: I'm not sure he bounces around a lot
by Cheetah hater May 10, 2013
A brendan is a witty wannabe who gets picked on most of the time most have six pack abs and red hair they try their best to be popular but are smart allics
Girl, is that milk

Boy, no its whige dyed water..... of coarse its milk
Girl, you're such a brendan
by galiwun December 28, 2012