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Quests before Breasts 

The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."
Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.

Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!

Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.
The nickname given to New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees during his phenomenal 2009-2010 season. It parallels that Brees is saving and uplifting the great city of New Orleans, just as Jesus once saved his people.
Sean: Fuck, the Saints are down 21 with ten minutes to go, and I bet $50 on this game.

Stuart: It's alright, Breesus is gonna torch these fuckers with three touchdown passes.
Breesus by ridgeraider December 31, 2009
A combination of Drew Brees and Jesus. Meant to reflect the near miraculous play of New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees during the 2009-2010 NFL season.
The Saints beat the Patriots 38 - 17, Praise Breesus!
Breesus by WhoDat! Army December 2, 2009

small breasts 

(Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.

It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
small breasts by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Breasts is another way of saying boobs. Boobs refer to a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
King Solomon was obsessed with women and breasts.
Breasts by Emperor Shao Kahn December 18, 2019

haggis breasts 

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis
abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.
haggis breasts by el capitano December 12, 2004