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1.Woah that girl just breefed.
2. Did you hear that breef come from her vagina?
breef by breef June 5, 2011
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I can breef. 

Any law abiding citizen that never had any encounters with the police. Those that do have an encounter with the police follow the orders of the officer and don't run their mouth or become combative. A term used to say that because you respect the law "I can breef."
Bobby was able to go home to his family after being pulled over for speeding because he respected and obeyed the officer. Bobby told his wife about it and then said "I can breef."
I can breef. by Donde Esta June 6, 2021

I can’t breef 

When a nigger is unable to breathe, despite having a wide nose.
George Floyd: I can’t breef
Nick: Too bad, nigger.
I can’t breef by GFYMNIGGER March 17, 2024

I can’t breef 

The usage of “I cannot breef” (breath) is a colloquial term often used in the African American community when confronted by law enforcement during arrest which indicates guilt while attempting to resist and dissuade arresting party from doing their job.
L-a; call my momma they resting me fo nothin. Make sure you get this on video….”I can’t breef” let me go.
I can’t breef by Reelstepper August 25, 2025

impossible beef 

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).

beef boss 

the mii that poofesure constantly screams at in his videos
Poofesure: OMG Beef Boss just hit the ball on the table