Guy 1: Dude, you going to the class picnic this summer?
Guy 2: Dunno...is it worth it?
Guy 1: Are you kidding? Last year the thing was a total breastival!
College Guy: Hey, it's sunny - let's get out of the dorms and walk around the quad, it's sure to be one heck of a breastival out there today.
A house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner's back is turned, or when guests are present.
Ow! Your fucking cat was hiding in my coat! Give me a call when you've taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”