Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.

I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.

by Edgar Christianson February 2, 2017

cowboy breakfast

We were in a hurry, so we only had time for a cowboy breakfast.

by JasonQG December 4, 2007

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020