Bread Monkey

a nigga who hungry for your paper cuz they ain't got any

you:"wats good b"
bread monkey:"ay man let me hold a dollar"

by notez September 18, 2006

Bread Monkey

When a painting has the properties of a piece of bread, or a monkey. Sometimes both.

I went to the art show the other day, this one painting was totally a bread monkey

by Zach and Lisa B July 12, 2008

monkey bread

Sweet food made from baking pieces of biscuits after covering them with cinnamon/sugar mix and then baked iin a bunt pan.

"I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West

by MHeath July 22, 2005

Monkey Bread

A term from the South to describe how a once flat girl grew a phat ass and tits so quickly.

Damn!!! How Kat get so thick? Dawg she must be eatin that Monkey Bread.

by Richie182 March 22, 2010

Monkey Bread

when you nut in a black person's hair and u cut the hair off and eat it

cameron: im gonna make some monkey bread my neighbor, care to assist?
nicholas: nononononononoonoonoonon please
*nuts and cuts*
cameron: mmm yes monkey bread

by cameornlma November 9, 2019

monkey bread

the thing to get when at the el ray theatre to see ozma with earlimart(pretty good) and slow reader(not even decent) as the opening acts. It's really good bread.

Man, listening to ozma and eating monkey bread is pretty decent.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Monkey Bread

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!

I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?

by Chode Master God September 23, 2007