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by Santista de Coração June 12, 2005
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Steriotypes include:

-Outrageously hot women everywhere
-Anyone with Brazilian backround must be awsome at soccer
-The streets of Brazil are:The jungle; Amazon Rainforest, people getting killed/mugged; dead people everywhere

Fears of the travel to Brazil include:

-Getting an exotic, uncurable disease
-Getting biten by a snake
-Getting killed
-Getting robbed, raped, and getting robbed again

Interests of the travel to Brazil include:

-Wild parties
-Rio carnival
-Beaches with extremely attractive women

Fun facts you might have not known:

-More than half of South America includes Brazil territory.
-Every country in South America (except Chile and Ecuador) border Brazil.
-National language of Brazil is in fact portuguese, not spanish
-Not all of Brazil is the Amazon forest, only a third ;)
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to Ibiza!
Guy 2: Ibiza, what? I'm totally going to Brazil!

Guy 2: Hey man, I got a really nice chick in Brazil.
Brazilian: Oh, yeah?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I took her to all the places! Not to mention she gave me a little reward *he he he*.
Brazilian: She totally didn't use you...

Guy 2: I'm going to Ibiza next time :(
Guy 1: ?
by SleepyGuy July 18, 2009
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Used to be such a beautiful country. USED to, until huge tax raises, clueless president and the overwhelming amount of debt has plagued on what was once a beautiful country. And it has also become the source of the Zika virus so unless you want to have a good time, expect the newborn to become fucked with microcephaly (babies with abnormally tiny heads). Also, don't expect to have a relaxing time at the beaches; their waters are covered with sewage, so its worse than a shark bite.
Brazil used to be quite lovely, yet the shady president had raised taxes just so people will be poorer and cause trouble against each other and tourists alike. Plus, the Brazilian government failed to contain the Zika virus and allowed mosquitoes to breed like rabbits. Oh, did I mention how filthy the beaches are when you try and go for a swim?
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A country that is really beautiful for the tourists, but actually is a shit-hole country that doesn't have security, since lots of dumb tourists are being kidnapped, robbed, raped and killed there. It has lots of corruption because the PT has made a huge corruption scheme which has robbed for some years millions of taxes the people pay, and there are some dumbasses who still vote on these politicians after some crap like that happens.
Jeff: Hey I'm so anxious to go to Brazil!!
John: Dude I sure hope you're bringing a gun because it's fucking dangerous
by Gonzaga The Boss January 27, 2013
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A country that is very poor, poor education, a high number of criminals, druggies, gangsters, economy is very poor. Some people believe that Brazil is is a horrible country but in reality its not. The country is beautiful but the people in the country make the country really bad. Even the president, The brazilian government is one of the highest payed governments in the world but the people that work there are payed very little and work too much.
Minimum wage is about 450 reais(Brazilian money)and the president gets payed 11,000 reais.
by Tiago0207 August 02, 2008
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In reference to the 1985 Terry Gillam movie in which the world is dominated by beuracracy. There's a never ending pile of paperwork and you must always have your 22/A signed. So if something is brazil then it means that you've just been put through some long governemental (emphazizing the mental) red tape and flaming hoops you had to jump through.
I had to go to the DMV today and when I got to the window they said that I didn't have the proper form filled out and this piece of paper from home. So I had to go home, get the paper, stand in line again making sure I had the proper form. And all I wanted to do was ASK them a question! It was brazil!
by Dancing Melissa October 11, 2005
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A large country that has poorly educated people, they have a high homicide rate, murder rate and little kids who sniff glue from aerisol cans. Venture out in the streets chances are you'll get robbed. A country that's mixed, but has a racism between the "white european descendants" and the mixed colors. Known for it's gorgeous women and sexy bikini's, the truth is most Brazillian women look like cows with broken teeth and nappy hair.

Those Brazillians fuck alot, that's why they have so many sexual diseases.
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