brant

A young man who is blind, obsessed with spicey cheetohs, cries like a baby, has a stupid dog that is way too big, and knows everything about NCAA football because that's all he really has in life.....

God, brant is one sick puppy

by Macks May 1, 2005

branting

to be way to drunk or high

Dude, that's his 9th beer! He must be brantinged!!!

by ewpride November 5, 2003

brant bjork

former Kyuss drummer. left after Welcome to Sky Valley. Was in lots of bands afterwards, Fu Manchu etc. Now a solo artist with his band The Bros.

I've checked out Saved By Magic by Brant Bjork. That record is totally rad!

by MaxR July 18, 2006

Mārtiņš Brants

One of the Most retarded niggas alive. Once tried to rape his sister. Also has a micropenis

Aww fuck , i have to listen to Mārtiņš Brants again

by BruhCheck November 6, 2019

Jesse and Brant

Two homos who love doing anal together

Wow look it’s Jesse and Brant

by Jabarg123 January 14, 2021

brant jestes

dude greta just stop i mean come on u dont have the right to make fun of other peeps when u should be made fun of ur self

lol

dude i would sugggest u stop writing these

by ewwww April 17, 2005

Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022