brandwagonner 

Someone who switches from brand to brand just to fit in. They will wear whatever is popular.

Jim- Hey nice new Obey shirt, but didnt u just get a new one from gongshow

Paul- Well im a brandwagonner, i gotta dosomething to fit in

Jim- Oh yea thats true ok see you at our yoga class

Paul- lets wear all our gay lululemon clothes

brandwagonner by J-Dawg66 November 27, 2013

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Brondialicious 

That ecstatic feeling after seeing you got a passing grade on a very difficult academic subject.

The term is derived from law professor Henedino Brondial of the Philippines, known for his being terror in the class and flunking more than half of a single class.

Wow! So Brondialicious! I just passed my Transportation Law!!

Brondialicious by atty.jose April 6, 2013

Brandank_CR 

A professional Clash Royale well known for his tendencies to rage in games. Also a boring misogynistic unfaithful skinny kid who did not grow up with any manners. He likes to flaunts his victories to his opponents and claims that it helps him enjoy the game while never stopping once to try to understand how his opponents feel. Known for BM-ing in a Clash with Ash Video on Youtube.

I just pulled a Brandank_CR on my opponent in Clash Royale

Brandank_CR by sirtag_cr February 25, 2020

Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.

Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

Jonathan Brandis by CobainZeppelinFreak February 18, 2004

Brandana 

A small bandana used in the genital region of a male usually to cover up a micropenis.

"Hey mate, Katy tells me you've been sporting a Brandana."
"Oi! Stop that. I've done nothing of the sort. I've simply injured it is all and I'm wearing a regular ordinary bandage down there."
"So why is it showing through your leggings and why does it have a pink paisley design?"
"Fuck off!"

Brandana by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Brandi 

A Brandi is a very down to earth girl. She loves alcohol and partying with her friends. A Brandi doesn't care what others think and doesn't have a filter. When a Brandi falls in love she falls in love hard and will give you her all. Brandis are unique people with a unique personality and can usually make you laugh without any effort but be careful because when you make a Brandi mad you might as well of released hell's wrath. A Brandi is a loyal friend to have and will do anything for people she cares about. Anyone who catches a Brandi should consider themselves lucky.

Whoa did you see that Brandi over there she's gorgeous.

Brandi by ayeyooogurllll December 28, 2014