Brahms

A composer who abuses his cellists by using too many sharps and flats in 16th triplet notes in 5th position at 145 bpm, in a single bow. A dude who wishes he was Beethoven.

You: What are you performing tonight?

Him: Brahms Symphony Number 4

You: That sucks. I heard Brahms is hard.

Him: Yes sir. I'm faking it tonight.

Brahms by AnnoyedCellist November 3, 2013

Brahms

Brahms is a replacement for certain words that have lost their meaning. Brahms replaces words such as Bro, Dude or Man. It is used because these words are no longer able to represent the closeness between any two individuals.

The word stems from the German composer Johannes Brahms, it is used as a replacement word because Brahms on some smart phones was the auto-correct of Bro.

Variations of the word include Broham and Brohemians.

Broham 1: 'Hey Brahms did you get the poptarts?'
Broham 2: 'Yeah Brahms'

Broham: 'My fellow Brohemians, its time to rock.'

Brahms by Torgthelord October 4, 2012

Brahms

(noun, verb, adjective.) a word that can be used to represent anything or anyone.

I am about to go Brahms on your ass in a minute.

If Thursday rolls around and we're still doing cut-outs in the maz basement, I'm gonna Brahms the shit out of you.

I can't wait for Duncan to play a Brahms piece in class today.

Brahms by C-No. December 24, 2008

Brahms

Somebody who thinks they are better than you because they listen to old music.

Johannes: Ha, loser! You listen to modern pop? You don’t know music!

Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!

Brahms by Composer man May 5, 2022

Brahms Heelshire 

A very attractive serial killer from the movie (The Boy 2016)

“Brahms Heelshire is the most attractive character is the movie too bad he had such little screen time”

Brahms Heelshire by nat natttttqqq December 25, 2020

Brahms and Liszt 

Rhyming slang, meaning 'pissed'. Note that this is the UK meaning of pissed, as in 'drunk', rather than the American meaning of 'angry'. Is usually shortened to Brahmsed.

"Hey there, d'you want to drive me home?"
"Nah love, I'm absolutely brahmsed."

Brahms and Liszt by Bonny lad November 14, 2004

Brahms and Liszt (Brahms) 

cockney rhyming slang = pissed, intoxicated

two drinks and he was totally Brahms

Brahms and Liszt (Brahms) by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003