A faggot, who loves dick, sucks dick, needs to get busy and come out of the closet, usually really stupid, and sucks at gaming
A good man but a fairy Braden.
by Landowner123 December 13, 2012
Usually an idiot. Has brown hair . Looks like a girl. Normally wears yellow. Sucks at basketball,and all sport. Stays on his phone all day
by I know you're somewhere December 28, 2017
braden: A short, annoying, funny looking queer that thinks he's a ladies man because he holds money in his profile pictures and doesn't leave girls alone even when they threaten to get bigger and stronger guys to kick them in the balls.
Random girl: Braden, go away, no one likes you!
**Runs away screaming.
Braden: Hehe, she totally digs me.
**Runs away screaming.
Braden: Hehe, she totally digs me.
by lolcatz!!!!!!!1 December 7, 2010
by Bradenz December 14, 2016
The exact definition of a fucking communist. He is a man of the rising sun, is a retired kamikaze pilot, and is from North Korea. Don't be a Braden, braden is a cuck. Fuck braden. He's a gook.
Omg did that Braden just fly into the twin towers? What a dick.
Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.
Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.
by Cocksuckingmutherfucker June 27, 2017
by Boi1771 May 13, 2019
Oh my fucking god Braden is doing it again
by David & Co Awooga Awooga October 26, 2020