A, Up-tight snobs who like to think they live in Ascot.They ignore half of the town's population,send their kiddies to Brownies,are "Christians" even though they're shit heads and are having affairs with their wife/husbands best friends.They look down on everyone else. Their kids will pick on you and call you a satanist for listening to P!ATD. Who's that at the door?...Oh,it's Miss Irony.
B,Chavs who act ghetto and buy gansta rap. They enjoy hanging around local shops,blasting their shitty music all day and driving around like Tim Westwood. Their offspring will beat you up for looking at them the wrong way.(IE:In disgust)
C,Old people who moan about how nice Bracknell used to be. More commonly known as Coffin Dodgers.
Warning: Bracknell is bad for your health,you'll either be stabbed,raped or just die of intense boredom.
There's no music scene,everyone shops at Top-shop and goes to local footbal matches between the famous teams of Wokingham and Cranleigh. Gasp!
Bracknell has a huge industrial area which is good for the economy and also provides opportunity for jobs.
Bracknell gets a bad name from the small minority of people, the same as any other town. These are usually the same people who complain about bracknell and how bad it is... if they got a job/life instead of hanging around in town, then they would be able to join in with the rest of society instead of complaining about it.
The town centre is generally quite clean and well looked after... I have been to much worse places!
Bracknell Girl: But we are in a sports shop
Bracknell Boy: OK lets shag in the changing rooms while we try and steal these tracky bottoms
Bracknell Girl: OK but Winston, Sanjeev and Nathan (her children) will have to come with us
Bracknell Boy: Oh shit just give me a blow job then
Bracknell Girl: Yeah OK, whats your name!