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The cpappiest town in the world.The shopping is crap.The houses are crap.The people are crap. The residents are either:
A, Up-tight snobs who like to think they live in Ascot.They ignore half of the town's population,send their kiddies to Brownies,are "Christians" even though they're shit heads and are having affairs with their wife/husbands best friends.They look down on everyone else. Their kids will pick on you and call you a satanist for listening to P!ATD. Who's that at the door?...Oh,it's Miss Irony.
B,Chavs who act ghetto and buy gansta rap. They enjoy hanging around local shops,blasting their shitty music all day and driving around like Tim Westwood. Their offspring will beat you up for looking at them the wrong way.(IE:In disgust)
C,Old people who moan about how nice Bracknell used to be. More commonly known as Coffin Dodgers.
Warning: Bracknell is bad for your health,you'll either be stabbed,raped or just die of intense boredom.
There's no music scene,everyone shops at Top-shop and goes to local footbal matches between the famous teams of Wokingham and Cranleigh. Gasp!
The best thing about Bracknell is the train station.
by Youshouldhearmeplaypiano June 23, 2006
47 106
Many people say Bracknell is "Chav land", well let me inform you that yes, there are some rough kids here but name me an area where there isn't. And I have only ever heard of one girl who was 13 when she got pregnant soo shsh! We are NOT all scum, I have never stolen anything! I don't smoke, drink or anything like that - niether do my friends and we are in our teens. If you were in Bracknell to witness the "fights in every pub every night" then I would love to hear from you. Thanks.
Leave Bracknell alone! You have no idea what it's like!
by AHoyyHannah March 07, 2011
102 24
Bracknell is not the biggest or best town in the world, but its home. There are leisure centres, parks, woods, swimming pools, bowling, arcade, arts centre and lots of extra curricular classes or sports for children and adults to do. Also a range of different shops and you can find most things you need.

Bracknell has a huge industrial area which is good for the economy and also provides opportunity for jobs.
Bracknell gets a bad name from the small minority of people, the same as any other town. These are usually the same people who complain about bracknell and how bad it is... if they got a job/life instead of hanging around in town, then they would be able to join in with the rest of society instead of complaining about it.
The town centre is generally quite clean and well looked after... I have been to much worse places!
I live in Bracknell
by lapineda June 20, 2011
82 11
Bracknell is a wasted town full of chavs and scummers it's even worse than southampton. Most of the parents are single, under the age of 13 and have several children from various enthnic backgrounds. You are considered to be at the height of fashion if you have managed to steal (or get the welfare to pay for) the latest hoody top and the most disgusting bling jewellery. Most of the shops in Bracknell are 'sports shops' they are not interested in selling items that might aid fitness, instead they sell tracksuit bottoms, white trainers and baseball caps, the chav uniform. In the evening Bracknell is a war zone, worse than Iraq, you are guaranteed to be involved in/witness a fight in any pub you visit in Bracknell
Bracknell Boy to Bracknell Girl: Do you fancy a shag

Bracknell Girl: But we are in a sports shop

Bracknell Boy: OK lets shag in the changing rooms while we try and steal these tracky bottoms

Bracknell Girl: OK but Winston, Sanjeev and Nathan (her children) will have to come with us

Bracknell Boy: Oh shit just give me a blow job then

Bracknell Girl: Yeah OK, whats your name!
by Yuk Yuk April 21, 2006
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