If you're not in a filthy ghetto, you're surrounded by some of the stupidest "rich white kids" in the world, usually Italian or Russian.

Brooklyn is full of drug dealers, wiggers, and sweet sweet statutory rape. If you're a 20 year-old loser who can't get pussy your own age, come to Brooklyn (or Staten Island, the country's garbage dump) and find a loose, insecure 14 year-old whose parents beat her every night, and she's yours for the taking. You'll find dirty old men honking their horns at girls young enough to be their daughters hoping that they'll enter their car and suck them off in a dark alley somewhere.

Watch filthy animals drink their lives away and drop out of high school to earn their G.E.D and maybe enroll in the closest community college so they can live in their parents' house until they turn 25 all the while taking care of they baby mama's child they had together when he was 17.

Watch the dregs of society delude themselves into thinking their lives have any meaning, when in reality they're doomed to either flipping burgers or dealing crack.

Geez, they can't even get good drugs in Brooklyn. Brooklyn S-U-C-K-S.
A: He got arrested for fucking a 12 year-old.
B: How old was he?
A: 22.
B: Where?
A: Brooklyn, of course!
B: Wow. Hey, let's go buy some cheap weed laced with rat poison and go clubbin!
A: And hook up with that hot 6th grader!
by I Heart NY January 16, 2005
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Best borough of NYC. The home of many greats; rappers, actors, singers, loactions for great movies, pizza, nail places, hair salons, etc.
Bklynz da shit man :)
by ...JeSSiCa... April 09, 2004
One of 5 boroughs of NYC.

Bath Beach
Bay Ridge
Bergen Beach
Boerum Hill
Borough Park
Brighton Beach
Broadway Junction
Brooklyn Heights
Carroll Gardens
City Line
Clinton Hill
Cobble Hill
Coney Island
Crown Heights
Cypress Hills
Ditmas Park
Downtown Brooklyn
Dyker Heights
East Flatbush
East New York
Fort Greene
Fort Hamilton
Fulton Ferry
Gerritsen Beach
Highland Park
Manhattan Beach
Marine Park
Mill Basin
New Lots
Ocean Hill
Ocean Parkway
Paerdegat Basin
Park Slope
Plum Beach
Prospect Heights
Prospect Lefferts Gardens
Prospect Park South
Red Hook
Remsen Village
Sea Gate
Sheepshead Bay
Spring Creek
Sunset Park
Vinegar Hill
Windsor Terrace
Brooklyn is da hoodest borough in da NYC!!!
by GAME50 October 12, 2005
-the greatest borough of nyc
-endless things to do
-the coolest place in the u.s.
-great place for rap
-one of the most diverse places in the world:
Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Italians, Jews, Arabs, Russians and anyone else all living in the best place on earth
Brooklyn is da shizznit and kicks the other boroughs asses
by crissant June 22, 2006
the best borough in new york city
if you go to brooklyn, you're cool
by nox.the.king July 29, 2006
A place where all the ill people live...hiphop,fashion,and a whole lots of shit..
look on the map bitch!!
by azure November 29, 2003
One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet in your life time. She is super sweet and caring and will do anything for the people she cares about. Boys cant help but to fall in love with her sense of humor and her drop dead looks. Brooklyns are also talented and smart and good at all the things they do.
Guy 1: Holy look at that chick over there!
Guy 2: Dude that HAS to be a Brooklyn!
by Kantiliium April 10, 2010
Despite what a lot of the other definitions say, Brooklyn is not merely a county of posers. Also home to the beautiful Brooklyn Botanic Gardens, the previous home of the Brooklyn Dodgers, and housing one of the 'Big Three' in New York City specialized Highschools, the specialized Brooklyn Technical Highschool. Originally a seperate city, remainants of it's former name and occupation linger in names of streets and areas like 'Kings Highway' and 'Kings Plaza'. One of the boroughs to use the area code 718. Culturally diverse, it has neighborhoods where the predominating background is easily evident in the signage, the population, and the overall atmosphere.
A. There is more to Brooklyn then poser gangasters and 'garbage bag pants'.

B. Brooklyn Tech Highschool stands up there with Stuyvesant and Bronx Science!

C. Let's go hang out at Kings Highway after school!

D. It's like a Russian Chinatown in this area... every sign is in Russian!
by Liz November 16, 2005
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