Bossology is simply the science of being a
Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a
boss to your employees, but being a freakin
BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she
don'
t she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine
child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a
BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the
BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology
101 next semester?"
"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your
job at McDonalds?"
"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that
hoe! When you
done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
